The Yarn of Why?

So, I say to myself, "Self start a blog." "Why?" asks self. "The Knitty people said to," I reply. "Are they crazy?" yelps self. "No doubt," says I. So here I am, a blogger. I have been hugely entertained and educated by others' blogs. I would like to do the same (though I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you). You may notice a lack of pictures here as I have not yet mastered the techy parts of uplaoding them. Oh, and I also don't have a camera. Be that as it may, kindly look at the "About Me" section and picture a terribly attractive fat woman with, pick one: reddish blond, auburn, or light golden brown (that's what it says on the box)hair, brown eyes, and 384,937 freckles. Also imagine a picture of a nearly completed clapotis which does not appear to be a parogranm, parrellograph, er, the shape it says it should be in the pattern.